A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
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Fuck work and everyone I work with ππ
You’re probably all sick of me ranting on here but to be honest it makes me feel a bit better afterwards and I don’t really care if you crack it at what I say seeing as how this is MY blog.
So I’ve been working at the Melbourne fruit market for four years. I was there at Footscray and I’m still here when they moved to Epping.
Everything was going great with other workers when I started. Since they have given me my own projects to do and more responsibility throughout the four years things just keep getting worse and worse.
I work 7 days a week. This has been going on for almost 2 years now. And in those 2 years of working 7 days a week I think I have taken a total of about 4-5 days off of work, and it’s only because i was extremely sick.
Fast forward to 2017. Now if i want a day off i pretty much have to give a couple months notice and has to be a good reason. Even if i give them notice i still sometimes cant get the day off. Last month i went to a concert. Told them SIX months in advance (concert got cancelled and rescheduled) but was still not allowed to take it off so i had to be awake for nearly 24 hours. Not that much of a problem since I’ve done it before.
But here’s what really fucking pisses me off. We have one guy at work who is old as fuck, takes days off all the time for simply being too old. We have another guy who is about 18. He goes out partying and popping ecstasy pills nearly every weekend so he gets days off all the time to recover. Then we have one other guy. Despite him being my best mate at work he still pisses me the fuck off. He’s had the past 5 months off of work for personal/family reasons. But since hes been back hes taken 2-3 days off a week simply because he can’t be fucked or he’s too tired.
Here I am right now at work messaging him begging him to work for me tomorrow and that im even willing to pay him extra money from my own account just so I can have one day off but still he can’t take one for the team/me.
I have sacrificed so much for this company and for my job and I still get treated the shittest out of everyone. ¾ of the people in my warehouse are Vietnamese which I don’t have a problem with. It’s them who has the problem. They’re racist to anyone who isn’t Vietnamese, they only give a fuck about you if you’re Vietnamese, they won’t even try and have a conversation with you most of the time cause they don’t wanna switch from Vietnamese to English.
(Relax everyone it’s nearly finished)
My best friend has been working along side me for the past 4 months. It’s been great having my best mate there to talk to and help me out. But after 4 months of working there he is getting more and more lazy. Today I counted him going to the toilet 8 times. EIGHT. TIMES. He spends up to nearly 40 fucking minutes ‘on the toilet’ which is bullshit cause the whole time he is in the toilet hes been tagging/sending me things on facebook. We also start at 1am…we leave for work at 12:45am because hes so fucking lazy getting ready for work. It takes us an hour to get to work and he drives up to 160-170km/h on our way to work which is fucked because at that time police are everywhere and also there are a lot of fuckhead drivers on the road. He tells me all the time if i wanna take the weekend off he will work for me. I asked him to work for me tomorrow and he said no because he won’t get to see his girlfriend who hes been seeing for like 3 fucking weeks. I havent spent time with my girlfriend in fucking ages and we have been together for 3 fucking years.
The ONLY reason that i still work there is because it is the ONLY thing I am good at and I enjoy doing what I do. I know I’m good at my job and im proud of that. Im only staying so I can get a promotion and be in charge of these fuckwits. When I get my promotion my life will be set. I’ll be earning over $150K a year and my girlfriend will never have to work again.
I’m sorry but I’m not really sorry for getting all of this out of my head. Hate me all you want but I don’t care. I just want some sleep.
Way too tired for this shit
You’re my whole world, my everything. Not a day goes by where i dont count myself the luckiest man in the world for just having you in my life let alone my girlfriend. I remember before we got together how bad i wanted to tell you how i felt and how badly i just wanted to kiss you. The day we had our first kiss…my life started back up again. I love you with all of my heart 💙💚💙💚
My workplace does this really cool thing. It fucks you up so much and pushes you to your limits every single day until you wish you were dead.
- me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*
- me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*
- me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*
- me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*
- me: *is tired*
- me: *takes a deep breath*
- me: i lo–
- anyone who has spent 5 seconds around me, ever: yes, you love bob's burgers. we know. you love bob's burgers so much; it's the light of your life, you love it so much. you just love bob's burgers. we KNOW. you love bob's burgers. you fucking love bob's burgers, okay. we know, we get it. BOB'S BURGERS. WE GET IT.
gf: you so ugly hehe
me: haha babe you a trip
gf: youre like the ugliest boy ever hehe
me: ha…okay babe
gf: like, youre just so ug-
me: babe god damn chill



